I hate john green. He’s rude, close minded, and just an asshole in my opinion. here’s why:

  • He romanticizes cancer. A deadly fucking disease.
  • He shamed thin women / women with eating disorders and condemned those who’ve chosen to undergo cosmetic surgery “and then there’s the weird culturally constructed definition of hot which means that an individual is malnourished and has probably had plastic bags inserted into her breasts.
  • Made fun of and appropriated the important cultural holiday Cinco de Mayo by creating “Hanko de Mayo”
  • Quote from his book An Abundance of Katherines: “she was incredibly hot, in that popular-girl-with-bleached-teeth-and-anorexia kind of way, which was Colin’s least favourite way of being hot”
  • Overrated for no reason.
  •  Every one of his pretentious piles of garbage is just compilations of obvious cliches, recycled versions of the same paper thin, overly relatable characters, laughable dialogue, and shitty situations that teenagers can relate to.
  • The movie’s tagline is :”one sick love story” which is a joke about cancer.
  • He’s extremely pretentious.

These are just few of the many reasons why i dislike john green. i could literally write a fucking essay on all the reasons because there are that many. Yet he never gets called out on his bullshit. 

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i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem


today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 

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Tree of life - Terence Malick - 2011

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who run the world? girls 

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if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me


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i’ll admit daniel bruhl looks like a fucking rat in rush but i’d still marry him